MAN v. Machine

I'm a laid back surfer guy. I rarely get really bent out of shape for no reason. But I recently discovered - thanks to my brother - that I have some sort of odd gene that is less than forgiving of consumer products that BETRAY us. Somehow it appears that this gene causes us mild-mannered folks to form some sort of human bond with these products. And when these said products forsake us in the worse way, then they leave us no other choice than revenge... and sometimes it just comes to this...