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Remember the “Alan Keyes is Making Sense” show on MSNBC?

Ever wonder what happened to him?

Perhaps the only surprise in this afternoon’s Des Moines Register GOP debate among the candidates is that ALAN KEYES SHOWED UP on the stage!

Who knew? How did that happen?!

I was stunned to see him show up – after all, he did come in third in the Republican IA Caucuses in 2000 but has been pretty much persona-non-grata after getting destroyed in the IL senate race by Obama in 2004.

Wait a minute… You didn’t even know there was a debate this afternoon?

Yep. And it was painfully boring. So you didn’t miss anything… But at least now you know what Alan Keyes is up to these days.